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Miss Arelia is a feminist self-defence instructor on a mission: to eliminate the taboo against hurting male testicles. She believes that blows to the testicles are an effective tool in the fight to end male aggression.

As a feminist, Miss Arelia believes that women should never be afraid to hurt men's testicles. After all, men are the aggressive ones; why should their vulnerable balls be off-limits? It's only by the design of the patriarchy that men's sensitive testicles and egos are seen as worthy of protection.

Over the course of her...

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Miss Arelia is a feminist self-defence instructor on a mission: to eliminate the taboo against hurting male testicles. She believes that blows to the testicles are an effective tool in the fight to end male aggression.

As a feminist, Miss Arelia believes that women should never be afraid to hurt men's testicles. After all, men are the aggressive ones; why should their vulnerable balls be off-limits? It's only by the design of the patriarchy that men's sensitive testicles and egos are seen as worthy of protection.

Over the course of her educational seminar, Miss Arelia details the sociopolitical benefits of hitting men in the balls, the potential physical repercussions the affected men may suffer, and discusses a few techniques for deploying groin strikes.

Her goal is to arm all women with the knowledge of how to Pop! The Patriarchy and usher in the new world order of Female Supremacy.

The assumed audience of the seminar is a group of women, though any person with a proclivity for feminism and ballbusting will no doubt enjoy the teachings.