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The viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis.

It doesn't matter how "normal" you seem to everyone at work; you and I both know you're nothing but a pathetic prejac loser!

The beauty of your predicament, of course, is that you can simply lock yourself behind a door in the middle of the workday, squirt out your loser load, and return to your facade of normalcy before anyone even notices you're gone!

It feels so good to accept your place, doesn't it?

The viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis.