Lost, directionless little lambs simply need a shepherd to show them the way.

Welcome, My future little disciple. Curl up at My feet. Join the movement under My Divine and powerful leadership. Your new purpose is to provide unbridled financial sacrifice to Me. Let it fuel you, motivate you, be your lighthouse in the dark, stormy seas of your otherwise pointless existence.

Join My army of simps. Find the community and solace you've been so sorely lacking. I deserve worship, and you exist to bend at the knee.

Gender neutral.

Lost, directionless little lambs simply need a shepherd to show them the way.

Welcome, My future little disciple. Curl up at My feet. Join the movement under My Divine and powerful leadership. Your new purpose is to provide unbridled financial sacrifice to Me. Let it fuel you, motivate you, be your lighthouse in the dark, stormy seas of your otherwise pointless existence.

Join My army of simps. Find the community and solace you've been so sorely lacking. I deserve worship, and you exist to bend at the knee.

Gender neutral.