What gets Me off?

Fortunately (or unfortunately) for you, that useless flesh hanging between your legs does absolutely nothing for Me, regardless of how hilariously tiny or uncommonly huge. You see, what really makes My pussy drip is a big, fat wallet spread wide and willing to be fucked by My pretty hands.

You want—no, need—to please My pussy; the pussy you'll never deserve but will do anything to please. Sexless, pussy-free losers like you have only one choice: to send, and to send big.

I dare you to make Me gush.

The viewer is assumed to have a penis. ...

What gets Me off?

Fortunately (or unfortunately) for you, that useless flesh hanging between your legs does absolutely nothing for Me, regardless of how hilariously tiny or uncommonly huge. You see, what really makes My pussy drip is a big, fat wallet spread wide and willing to be fucked by My pretty hands.

You want—no, need—to please My pussy; the pussy you'll never deserve but will do anything to please. Sexless, pussy-free losers like you have only one choice: to send, and to send big.

I dare you to make Me gush.

The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral.