Though you've regularly been pumping to regular porn your entire life, something has always felt a little bit off. Something deep down has been tickling your brain...the inkling that maybe a sexless loser like you doesn't deserve to indulge in the full glory of tits, ass, and pussy—even virtually.

You're far more suited to a life of censorship and denial. Your cock knows it, too; it's already harder than it's ever been, brought to attention by My pixels. Stroke for Me. Stroke for your own undeserving degeneracy. Stroke until I count you down to the most explosive orgasm you've ever...

Though you've regularly been pumping to regular porn your entire life, something has always felt a little bit off. Something deep down has been tickling your brain...the inkling that maybe a sexless loser like you doesn't deserve to indulge in the full glory of tits, ass, and pussy—even virtually.

You're far more suited to a life of censorship and denial. Your cock knows it, too; it's already harder than it's ever been, brought to attention by My pixels. Stroke for Me. Stroke for your own undeserving degeneracy. Stroke until I count you down to the most explosive orgasm you've ever had...no, not an orgasm. A betagasm.

Welcome to the first day of the rest of your pathetic loser life.

The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral.