My hubby worked outside all day, barefoot and yep, the grass made his feet itchy. He goes to bed and starts scratching his itchy feet together under the covers.

Just like in some of those old athlete's foot ads where the wife comes in, pulls back the covers and the Step-Dad's feet are wiggling, itchy and scratching his feet together. She would say "He'll thank me in the morning." and she'd spray big wide wiggling itchy man feet. I used to get a boner when I was young in the 1970's watching these commercials and I had no idea why. I just knew those step-daddy feet were perfectly sha... Show more