So I'm back at my beautiful desert pad and Ram and all the other guys are out of town! Not even any of my girlfriends are here - BUT I have a quick solution to this problem. It's a black, smooth, ebony dildo that fits my puny asshole like a glove! I love getting up on my pool waterfall to do this. With any luck, someone will spy on me working my butt into a frenzy and cumming all over the place. This is my idea of R & R!!