April Fools! Let's be honest though, April Fools is every day of the year for a loser like you! You don't need a special holiday to remind you that you're the laughing stock of every party since high school. Congratulations!! You ARE the joke! Your foolish nature brings you to the same starting point each and every time, but we’re past discussing the blissful stupidity I cast upon your mind and dick. This April, make it last all month long!