That little "thing" you have between your legs is always distracting you, isn't it. Making you selfish and stupid.. you can't ever stop touching it like a horny fucking pig. Well I have just the solution for this problem ;) once this band is around that disgusting little worm of yours, all we have to do is sit and wait and watch the life slowly get crushed out of it ???? It's useless, good for nothing anyways and no one will ever want it. So it's time to get rid of it for GOOD!