Your understanding but condescending girlfriend explains to you how she's going out with her friends and won't be back until late. She's hired you a babysitter because she doesn't want any pathetic late night calls from you this time. Oh and one more thing - since you've been wetting the bed lately, you're gonna put on your Pampers before she gets here. You've agreed that it isn't fair she should wake up in a puddle of pee just because you keep peeing your pants at night.

Yes, she said you could put them on just before going to bed, but it's just gonna be easier if you spend the ni... Show more