You used to make fun of me when we were growing up, for being the baby of the family. But when I catch you smoking cigarettes after you bragged to everyone that you quit, it's time for payback. Either you let me diaper you in super embarrassing Goodnites pull-ups training pants, or I'll tell everyone during dinner you're a big liar. You have no choice but to let me get you in a flowery potty training diaper.

Don't worry I'm gonna take good care of you, diaper boy.