I'm super excited for you to finally meet my parents. It's a big step and I know they'll just love you. But here's the thing- you need to wear a pull-up while we're visiting. The new medicine you're on has made you have embarrassing accidents. I've been cleaning puddles up all week. I can't have you wet all over my step-mom's loveseat or my step-dad's arm chair. Please babe, it's only for a few hours. Lay down and let me put these Goodnites on you. Trust me, you'll thank me later. They're just training pants, don't worry, no one will know and they won't think you're wearing a diaper...