We need to talk. You've been having way too many accidents in your pull-ups training pants lately. Wetting yourself everyday, I need to keep track or you're leaking all over the place.

I think it's time for you to wear real diapers. Pampers, like a baby. Wouldn't you like that? You could wet and mess yourself and you wouldn't even notice it anymore.

I could wager with my friends on if you're wet or not and the loser would have to change your dirty diaper.

I know that,s what you secretly want.