Absolute Loser Well, what do we have here? A poor pathetic loser, come to be humiliated and teased. Good timing on your part because I am feeling particularly spicy today, especially toward annoying men. I am going to take no mercy on your unworthy ass. Drain you, tease you, tell you exactly how I feel about you. Might make you sad or might make you get off... who knows?!

Absolute Loser Well, what do we have here? A poor pathetic loser, come to be humiliated and teased. Good timing on your part because I am feeling particularly spicy today, especially toward annoying men. I am going to take no mercy on your unworthy ass. Drain you, tease you, tell you exactly how I feel about you. Might make you sad or might make you get off... who knows?!