Monthly Loser Tax Wow, another month has gone by and you are still a fucking loser! Surprise! Well, you know what that means, loser. Time for your loser tax. Time for you to pay my big ass for being superior in every single way. It must suck to suck, huh? I wouldn't know. I am too busy collecting all the monies from loser man across the world, just like you! So pay up, loser. I'm getting bored with you already.