You know how you send me those bathroom selfies with your lipgloss on? Or how you sneak a picture showing me your tiny lace thong? Or how you live with the knowledge that you are just a friend zoned bestie? Haha, all very true and my favorite things about you. BUT, what if that super secret info was leaked to the public? What if your friends and coworkers knew about this little kink you have under wraps? That would be terrible! Career ending! Life changing! Oh no!! Good thing I know the exact way to keep this little secret quiet...

You know how you send me those bathroom selfies with your lipgloss on? Or how you sneak a picture showing me your tiny lace thong? Or how you live with the knowledge that you are just a friend zoned bestie? Haha, all very true and my favorite things about you. BUT, what if that super secret info was leaked to the public? What if your friends and coworkers knew about this little kink you have under wraps? That would be terrible! Career ending! Life changing! Oh no!! Good thing I know the exact way to keep this little secret quiet...