You know how this goes. Someone sends me a pic of their dick and I tell them how unimpressed and lame and terrible and disgusting it is and they get allllllllllllllllllll whiney and complain to me about the terrible rating. Well, duh. Their dick is awful. Nobody would want that. Something you can totally relate to, isn't that right? A small, weird, gross dick. You know a lot about that type of thing. Hahaha.

You know how this goes. Someone sends me a pic of their dick and I tell them how unimpressed and lame and terrible and disgusting it is and they get allllllllllllllllllll whiney and complain to me about the terrible rating. Well, duh. Their dick is awful. Nobody would want that. Something you can totally relate to, isn't that right? A small, weird, gross dick. You know a lot about that type of thing. Hahaha.