True story, I used to work at a massage parlor, and know exactly how to set the mood so that you feel so at ease that you could just... doze off into wonderland. And if you're this guy, wake up in bondage-land! A very rude awakening leads to an even ruder denial scene, where I leave my "massage client" wishing for more. He came in with aching muscles, and he leaves with even achier balls.