Look in the mirror. Now look at our boy. This is a boy on gooning. Strapped up and over-restrained, Lucid and I are free to test our mesmerizing goon-tactics until all his defenses drop, and he is reduced to a simple gooner at all times. Wake up, goon. Midday break and goon some more. Settle into bed, goon. This could be you. This could be you right now.