Mandy Marx shows me the greatest use of your mummified boys yet: human sybian!

All you need, is simply one very stuck and willing (or not) participant, and a powerful vibrator. Tape the vibrator right to your volunteer, and BOOM! We're recycling boys. Ride 'em, vibe 'em, how you use your new toy is up to you, and the best part is, there's no batteries required. Just tease your heart out.