I was right, I still had to go. I hurried back to the bathroom a little while after my first time and I sat right down and got to business. I let out a couple loud toilet farts, a couple quieter farts and then started really pushing. I let out some plops and pee and more plops all while leaning over a bit. I forget that I didn't take out toilet paper and have to grab it from the closet before I wipe. I feel so relieved.

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