I really have to go. I can feel it just building up inside me but when I get to the bathroom, it just isn't happening for me like I expected. I push and strain (and groan and grunt) trying to get some results. I let some toilet farts out and I pee a little, but no plops. So I keep trying, wiggling around, desperate for some results! Finally I let out a few small plops, they aren't explosive, but they make a neat sound hitting the water. I finally give up, wipe and flush. I just know I'll be back later!