I am definitely struggling to get these pants on! This always happens on holiday! I have been EATING way too much lately! But now that I'm on vacation and visiting all these BUFFETS...I can't seem to get enough food. For such a small cost, I feel the need to get my money's worth EVERY time I go to one! Watch me as I struggle to SQUEEZE into my tight STEP-MOMMIE jeans. I can't seem to fasten them standing up so I lay down on the bed to see if that works. Every attempt to zip them up is unsuccessful! I'm losing my strength and my breath as my body rolls around and then I notice that YOU are spy...

I am definitely struggling to get these pants on! This always happens on holiday! I have been EATING way too much lately! But now that I'm on vacation and visiting all these BUFFETS...I can't seem to get enough food. For such a small cost, I feel the need to get my money's worth EVERY time I go to one! Watch me as I struggle to SQUEEZE into my tight STEP-MOMMIE jeans. I can't seem to fasten them standing up so I lay down on the bed to see if that works. Every attempt to zip them up is unsuccessful! I'm losing my strength and my breath as my body rolls around and then I notice that YOU are spying on me! Why are you standing there and laughing? Aren't you supposed to help me? It's ok. I know I do it to myself so I'll continue to make fun of myself and talk to you about my OVEREATING fetish. I can go on and on as I complain about how FAT I am but it doesn't help because I just keep EATING. I really can't help myself. I rub my CHUNKY belly over and over...watch...even you can see it JIGGLE and bulge over my pants. Get this...even though I feel so FAT and BLOATED...I am going to yet another BUFFET dinner with friends. Don't worry, when I get back you'll see that I am even worse then before. I feel like I am going to EXPLODE! Listen as I tell you all about what happened at the restaurant. Even the waiters were making fun of how much I ate. I may not be able to move for a while so it's YOUR job to ROLL me wherever I need to go. Holidays and buffets always get the best of me:)