Smoking is an enjoyable passtime for me but you know what's so much better than the black ashtray on my coffee table? YOUR MOUTH! Take every ash I give you and swallow it! Don't you dare show me your tongue until it is super clean. NO BLACK! And you better suck in every cloud I blow in your face. I'm not teasing you today. You are going to have to prove to me that I should use YOU over the plastic ashtray from the dollar store. Make me proud you stupid slut. I know you'll disappoint me like you always do.

Smoking is an enjoyable passtime for me but you know what's so much better than the black ashtray on my coffee table? YOUR MOUTH! Take every ash I give you and swallow it! Don't you dare show me your tongue until it is super clean. NO BLACK! And you better suck in every cloud I blow in your face. I'm not teasing you today. You are going to have to prove to me that I should use YOU over the plastic ashtray from the dollar store. Make me proud you stupid slut. I know you'll disappoint me like you always do.