Yum! It's that time of year to bust out the grill and get some meat on. However, I like particular meat, human flesh. Since you are so little, my tongs can easily grab you. I tell you how I would run the flame of the lighter over body as I wait for the coals to heat up. Then it is the difficult decision of which BBQ sauce I slather you with. God, all this grilling me talk it getting me hungry. I wrap my tongs around you, there is no escape for you. I run the flame along your body just to give you a nice char taste before quickly devouring you. You made me work up an appetite.