Jinkies, you have a small dick. According to my calculations, you could never please a woman. Did you actually think you had a shot with me? Get a little clue. I might be nerdy, but it doesn't mean I don't have standards. Good thing I have my magnifying glass. I love showing my pinky while making fun of you. Since it is out, you might as well stroke it, but I do expect a big load. Don't disappoint me because I will be judging you. I guess I solved the mystery of your pants. I give you a cum countdown in the end. Now I have other mysteries to solve.