Wait, you're still a virgin? Well, with that barely-average dick, no wonder! *giggles*
"But I thought I was big?" Take it from someone who KNOWS dicks, not even CLOSE.
Have you ever even TOUCHED a woman? Or do you just goon to hotties like Me?

Here, let Me help...
First, lower your standards. You've never had a woman at all, so you have no right to lust over ANY big-boobed redheads *ahem*
Second, let Me tell you what it takes to have a woman-approved DICK
Third... well, you'll need to watch to find out the rest (watch it more than once so you can actually absorb... Show more