We have a very special task for you, dummie. A reward, if you will, for someone as eager to please as you are. Today, we're going to give you a girlfriend, someone to love and cherish. And who might that be, you ask? Your mayo jar, of course! That's right, you heard us correctly. Your mayo jar is the lucky one to be in your arms tonight. And we want you to hit third base with it, to show it the pleasure and passion that only you can provide. Once you've given it everything you've got, make sure to give it a nice stir and take a big spoon for us. We want you to taste the fruits of your labor... Show more