Your best friend is your sock, fucking him is the closest you have been to human warmth, it is impossible to count that of straws that you have made with him. Take good care of it, because even paying to get fucked.

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Tu mejor amigo es tu calcetín, follártelo es lo mas cerca que has estado del calor humano, es imposible contar la de pajas que te has hecho con el. Cuídalo mucho, por que ni pagando conseguir follar.