I find you particularly useful and I want to make sure I get the fullest use out of you possible. So I've decided it's time for you to move in with Me, and serve Me full-time, 24/7/365. Full access to Me, the ability to worship Me at all times, and make My life that much sweeter is now at your fingertips. Don't worry, I'll tell you exactly what needs to be done, and exactly what your new life will be like with Me. I guess some dreams do come true, don't they?