Look. Nobody wants to see your dick, and definitely nobody wants to fuck it. The only choice you have left is to lock it away forever so that it remains out of sight from the rest of the world. Dicks like yours should only be un-caged to humiliate and laugh at before being caged again. Dicks like yours don’t deserve the privileges afforded to big, fuckable dicks. There’s only one thing left to do with it. Lock it the fuck up and throw away the key.