We’ve been talking for a few weeks, everything was going really well. We went on our first date, and surprisingly I liked you enough to invite you over to fuck. You’ve been putting the bug in My ear about how well you fuck, and I’m really, really horny.. So obviously I’m going to jump your bones as soon as we walk through the door... Until I found out that you’re rocking a clit-dick, and I’m not happy about it. What you did is worse than cat fishing and I’m gonna make sure you *feel* the consequences of those actions. Every. Last. Slice.