When was the last time your dick worked like it was supposed to, huh? Can you even remember? Yeah, thought so. That’s hilariously pathetic. Every time you try to stroke, or have sex, your dick just lays there flaccidly unresponsive. You can be turned on, sure, but your dick still stays ., flaccid, and useless. Just pitiful. For you that is. To Me, it’s hilarious, and I’m going to make fun of you for it because I can.