Hey little dick. You’re so lucky, aren’t you? Of course you are. That thing in your pants, that little chode you’re so ashamed of, is the reason you’re here, and without it, you never would’ve found Me. Celebrate by enduring My relentless ridicule as I laugh at your hilariously small dick, and explore the many ways I can make you feel even worse about it than you already do. Laughing at you and your sad excuse for a dick is ridiculously easy to do and I’m going to do lots of it. I fucking love laughing at you.