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I just love making fun of your inadequacies. How could I not? They're abundant in quantity, but today we're focusing on the most important way that you fall short. The one thing that stands in between you and a normal, functioning sex life. The reason why porn is your sex life, and pleasuring women is out of the question for you. The fact of your existence is that your dick is so fucking small that you need Me, a beautiful internet Princess, to tell you what to do with it. And you'll never get enough of Me giggling and pointing and laughing at it, no matter how hard you try.