They say I'm the best at helping men like you. Men with unfortunate shortcomings that permeate every aspect of your life. My methods may be unorthodox, but they work. After all, you wouldn't be here if you hadn't been referred to Me by other small-dicked men who were suffering just as you are, right now. I didn't just cure them, I transformed them into something better. Something more useful. I'm good at what I do. And after today's session, you'll see exactly why small dicked men flock to Me to help them overcome their debilitating, little flaw.