I’m going out, and obviously you’re staying in. You’re staying home so I can send you all the evidence of the fun I’m having without you, on your dime, while you sit at home and jerk. Every guy I meet who wants to buy Me drinks is going to be told all about you and how I drain you dry every chance I get and how I would never even consider fucking a beta like you. We’re going to laugh at you, and I’m going to send you videos of it. In fact, it’s going to be even more fun knowing that you’re at home alone doing nothing while paying for everything I’m out doing, without you. Have fun!