So, I really hate my job. I don't know about you but my Boss is a total Dick Head and he hasn't given me a raise in two years. Plus all the hot girls that work in the office are total Bitches and will never give me the time of day. I was really considering quitting and collecting some government money, but then I stumbled on some website on the dark web that was claiming to be selling mind control micro chips. I thought they were total bullshit but I figured what the fuck so I ordered a set. Well first I tried them on my Golden Retriever and it worked like a champ. I had my canine do tricks... Show more