So I was at the school Library last Thursday night working on my new invention. It's a pair of translucent glasses that I have installed a special micro chip inside of. The chip sends vibrations to the brain allowing a third party source to control the person wearing the glasses. It's pretty high tech and super complicated but I assure you they work like a charm. I wanted to try them out on this sorority bitch Rachel, but the new Librarian, Tucker Stevens, came by first and started pestering me about working on my gadget inside the library. I didn't want to argue with her so I persuaded her... Show more