Another day spent in my disgusting, Toms. These things have been with me since high school, and they've had so much sweat and grime in them that they're just falling apart.

Which is why I have my own personal foot slave. It's up to him to lick the bottoms as clean as possible. Then he has to clean all the sweat that has built up on my feet. Just to make sure they're clean, I spit in the insides and make him lick my spit out. He should be honored to lick my spit out of my shoes.

Then, as I was getting ready to send him off, I realized a piece of the inside of my shoe was fa... Show more