So welcome to today's testing session and it seems that the test results are in. You have SDLS, “Small Dick Loser Syndrome”, LOL! I know you didn’t expect me to laugh while giving a patient his tragic diagnosis, but you actually have to get used to the laughing. You see, I’m prescribing some new behavior for you. You now must tell every woman you come in contact with that you have “Small Dick Loser Syndrome”. That includes any female at the store, at work and so on, LOL! Your gonna have to get used to being laughed at for the rest of your life! LOL!

Oh and since no woman will ever ... Show more