I’ll accompany you to a trendy club in Los Angeles... maybe with a couple of my hot girlfriends... and humiliate the fuck out of you. And I don’t just mean a mildly embarrassing moment ... I’m talking about making you into a total joke!

I’m gonna make you feel like crawling under a rock, hahahaha. Your gonna be laughed at... pointed at... photographed... instagramed... tweeted... hell, for $50 grand I’ll fuckin call TMZ on your ass, hahahaha. And ya know what I’m gonna do to you???

Well, just one of the things I’m gonna do to you... I’m gonna put this little party hat on y... Show more