Well honey we've been in this female led relationship for a little while now. and tonight's date night was great! The expensive dinner, the dom Perignon.. not that you got to try any but your lavish living girl friend sure enjoyed those bottles! All on your dime of course and as usual! Now with normal couples usually date night means the girl comes home a little messed up and the guy gets laid but you and I both know we are not a normal couple are we? No in this relationship I'm the fucking queen and the only one getting their dick wet is going to be me! That's right its our version of sex ... Show more