I haven't stopped messing myself without the help of laxatives or suppositories so here is another unassisted messing to treat you to! I was sitting in my leather swivel chair, playing a little Angry BIrds on my phone when I felt some cramping. The cramps got worse and I just knew I was going to mess myself. I really wanted to beat the level I was on so I tried to ignore it; but, no such luck! Finally I couldn't handle it anymore, I stood up and after some hard pushing I expelled a huge load! What a nasty mess, the smell was too horrible for words! Great for Windows Media Player!