I have this neighbor thats a stripper. Like all strippers her and her boyfriend are always fighting because shes always cheating on him. Out of nowhere she opens my door and walks in. WTF right. Shes all upset that her bf kicked her out and has no place to stay. I've heard stories that shell do anything when she has a few drinks in her so I offer a place to stay if shell drink with me tonight. Of course she hesitates at first but accepts. Well the rumors are right, She tells me her bf caught her blowing some guy at the club and dumped her. Being the nice guy that I am I offer up a place to sta... Show more