At first I said, what if I stuck a dildo to a wall and sucked it? And then I said, what if I stuck a dildo to a MIRROR and sucked it?! And voila! It's like there's two of me! :0 So myself and I give this dildo a nice blowjob/handjob, and then I painstakingly take the mirror down and put it on the bed (you don't have to watch that struggle, thankfully) and fuck it. Please note that unfortunately the second half IS portrait mode, because I couldn't frame it better horizontally, BUT I do include the horizontal version at the end after the outro. So if you're watching on your phone or just want... Show more