Let's have a little chat about everything you've been up to. I know you feel as though you were getting away with something or that you'd really hidden it but it seems abundantly clear to me based on just a couple of responses from you that is you've been jerking off way too fucking much. It's time to put an end to all of that. Your jerk off schedule is completely out of control. You're a jerk off addict. It's just so sad. You're going to stop jerking off right now because it's time to go back in the cock cage. I'd say that I'm sorry but I'm really not. This is just tough love.