Uh oh, I’m not feeling so well honey... This rumbling in my tummy is making me feel so anxious. Does this look bloated to you? Oh no. Excuse me. That burp was really loud. You just got in from work and I know you’re trying to relax but I don’t think either of us is going to be able to relax just now. Maybe it was something I ate? You’re right, I am totally PMSing right now. The burps are coming out faster now. Maybe I can work through them. Thank you for being so understanding. I’m so bloated and gurgly. Oh my!