What exactly am I supposed to go on and on about. You have a small fucking dick. It’s so boring. BIG YAWN. I’m bored to tears practically. Except for the part where I don’t want to ruin my mascara. Your small dick is so boring as small dicks always are. What’s that? You’re going to keep jerking your small dick at me. How ridiculous! Do have any idea how many small dicks I see on a daily basis? At least try to stand out. Put a little pink bow around it! Haha! BIG YAWN AGAIN!