Sit down, we need to have a little talk. I know, it’s embarrassing to have to admit this, honey: you have a small cock and I don’t want to fuck you. You really should have warned me before our relationship got this serious. It’s really fucking awful. That’s why we’re not having sex anymore. I even tried to estimate its length with a ruler. So sad, that it’s so small. I don’t think I can marry someone with such a small dick. I’d have no choice but to cheat on you with a man who’s hung like a fucking man. I still care about you so why don’t you jerk it to my big tits and we will measure it. ... Show more